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Chao to China

 

 

After months of evading the need to travel for work, my luck has finally run out.

 

I need to be a traveller again and this time, the destination is Wuxi, China.

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Some people may wonder why I’m complaining, and most will probably think I’m an ass for complaining about travelling for work.

 

And the reason for that is..my normal travelling period is 2-3 weeks. And this time, my upcoming trip is….2 months long.

 

That’s damn long for my standard wei.

 

I’m basically going to work and stay at Wuxi Driveshafts’s (WDC) factory, learn the ropes about setting up and running a production. In short, if all goes well, when I come back, I’ll be able to steal their technology and get rich quick enter a partnership with them and lead us both to success in the India market.

 

I still remember how Psychkin made these little cute notes packed in an envelope, each with jigsaw puzzle pieces that were to be opened every day for 13 days, until it formed a complete jigsaw (that still lies on my table til today).

 

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And I’m very proud to say that some things will never change. She is still as sweet as ever. See what she got me this time!

 

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Laundry hanger, clothes pegs, FAB soap and hangers!

 

Well……these may not be the most romantic gifts in the world, but me being there for 2 months, meant that I would have to do my own laundry lor *puts brave face*.

 

And then, earlier today I found out that soap powder, hanger, and even washing machine will be available at the dormitory for my abuse usage. And to top it off, just about 1/2 hour ago I realized that my luggage weight limit is 20kg. So all these Soap stuff can’t make it, and will just have to wait for my next Real Outdoor trip.

 

But what definitely can make it for the trip is my other present from Psychkin, me New Pocket Knife!

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At the moment, I haven’t figured out yet how I would use this blade in a factory (that already has plenty of cutting, drilling, screwing and sawing machines)…

 

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Maybe I can use it to defend myself against ‘unexpected guests’ during this Hungry Ghost Festival month.

 

Or maybe I’ll just use it to cut vegetables while (trying to) cook for dinner. I actually have to cook more often than I do now when I’m there. No choice la, can’t be eating instant noodles everyday. Although I’ll most likely be keeping HUGE stock of it xD

 

Hopefully I get food like this like I did in my previous Airasia flight to Hangzhou.

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And hopefully I get some hot China Mui as co-passengers this time, instead of what I got the last time.

 

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I thought I was quick, but not quick enough since the lady with-spoon-in-mouth caught me taking this pic LOL.

 

What will be the biggest challenge for me to accept is that this time, I won’t be bringing the 40D. This is Chuntang and SiBird from WDC trying to get acquainted with it last year. I don’t know why SiBird seems to be clapping his hands with a miang face behind, I’ll have to ask him when I’m there ahhaaaa.

 

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Instead I’ll be bringing EGo’s Canon S80, that hopefully, will take better pics than what my Sony compact cam did the last time. We were in Xin Tian Di, by the way. Snooker there costs RM40 an hour *shakes head*  and this is how Ghosts play snooker. HAHA.

 

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This is David Li, son of company’s president. We’re bringing 14 packs of mosquito patches specially for him…he keeps telling me of some Asian Tiger mosquito infestation that many of them are most terrified of. I think they’re just paranoid man, come on, it’s just mosquitoes :D

 

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There are two final things that make China a living hell for us Web addicts.

 

1.  Access to Blogspot and WordPress is BANNED omgwtf. That means I can only access dotcom blogs including myself (phew). But I won’t be able to bloghop as before, sorry everyone :/

 

2.  Access to Twitter is also banned. This really hits the roof man. Truly depressing. It’s gona a constant fail-whale for me throughout the 2 months.

 

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But I definitely will be able to blog & FB while I’m there, so all is not lost *yay*

 

I wanted to talk more about this trip during the past few days, but I was busy catching up with friends…hence the late last-hour post. Yes, I’m actually leaving for the airport in less than an hour.

 

So friends, my readers, and everyone else, I will miss you a lot. But a consolation is that I’ll definitely be posting more often there, so do drop by want you wana catch some unofficial China-news-scoop! :D

 

So, off we go to the land of funny translations! Here’s a teaser of some of the funny shit that we’ll be seeing.

 

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Wish us all the best! And in true China spirit….we will Jia You!

 

Cheers!
-EVo-


28 responses to "Chao to China"

  1. jacquelyn September 6th, 2009 00:54 am Reply

    hey no worries! I have a friend in china and he uses blogspot too. he found a way to access blogspot hehe! will ask him how if he’s online k?

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    euveng Reply:

    OMG. that would be crazy awesome jac! do let me know soon soon soon ok! if u see my comment on ur blog then u know it works! tqvm!! =)

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    jacquelyn Reply:

    hello! ive got that particular software which can help u to access blogspot. however it’s an .exe file so i cant email u. have to send thru msn. so…. i’ll pass to u when i see you online? it’s called freegate the software just like tianchad says =)

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  2. Ashleyteng September 6th, 2009 01:17 am Reply

    aliens in china means foreigners lah i think. but that was funny teeheehee..
    eh btw, you’re really leaving for 2 months?! I’m gonna miss you man! two months cannot shoot u woh! how can! LOL. come back soon so we can shoot at the field again =)

    eh seriously, party without you can be boring i think. advertlets event without you is weird. oh oh you really must come back soon!

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    euveng Reply:

    Yeah i think they just put the chinese word into an online dictionary then just take whatever comes out from there haha….

    awww miss me so much? then come here visit me lor…we organize CHINA blogger outing ok? HEHE

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  3. stephy-nie September 6th, 2009 01:27 am Reply

    so fun get to go china for free.. XD but then kesian lorh cause of all the banned sites. ekekeke. i want souvenier!!! buy me one! :D

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    euveng Reply:

    china souvenir got 100000 types which one u want? ;)

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    stephy-nie Reply:

    er.. er.. er.. i want.. i want.. something weird. XD

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  4. David September 6th, 2009 01:31 am Reply

    How’s life without facebook and blogspot and twitter? Bahahahaha you’re lucky ur own site isn’t blocked.

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    euveng Reply:

    It sucks. thanks to u. :P

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  5. maRCus September 6th, 2009 02:18 am Reply

    ahahahah!!!! the snap shots are hiallrious la!! keep them coming.. ALIENS. LOL

    ps. why hanger and all? Made in China kan banyak?!! hahaha….

    pps. hor.. never do laundry wan. LOL. ur busted! XD

    ppps. army knife and all.. survival camp meh? LOL

    jia iue!

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    euveng Reply:

    Aiseh..people concerned and wanna look after me from all aspects can? :P

    Ah…i SELDOM do laundry…not never actually la…maybe once a month..ahaha…

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  6. Baldwin September 6th, 2009 08:42 am Reply

    Have a gr8 time there bro!

    Keep us updated yea =)

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    euveng Reply:

    thanks for dropping by brudder! sorry can’t get 2 ur blog..unless i find a way to sneak past the system ^o^

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  7. Jonathan September 6th, 2009 10:30 am Reply

    Find me a china mui pls & thank you :D hahaha jk

    Good luck & have a good time there! =)

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    euveng Reply:

    Yooo bro! ermm..i hate to disappoint u but…most china mui are not as promiscuous as what u see on TV..that applies to about 80% of them…ahahaha….

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  8. Tian Chad September 6th, 2009 11:50 am Reply

    Use a sofftware called “FreeGate” =)
    Take care bro!

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    euveng Reply:

    WHoooooa!! ok i try tonight…but what if… Freegate is also banned in China?? LOL!

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  9. unczee September 6th, 2009 22:27 pm Reply

    yakuza will miss you.

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    euveng Reply:

    and I will miss yakuza!! Banzai!

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  10. dragoncity September 7th, 2009 00:10 am Reply

    I understand your feeling of traveling for work. Me myself stuck in HK now for a month. Can’t access blogspot? Maybe you can try use those proxy to bypass? = p

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    euveng Reply:

    HK and Wuxi not that far apart wor…maybe we can meet somewhere to yumcha..how does LanKwaiFong sound to u bro? hehe…!

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  11. Renee September 7th, 2009 01:17 am Reply

    I miss you already brah! :(

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    euveng Reply:

    EVo wana go home and hooray hooray with tandorenee!

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  12. smashpOp September 7th, 2009 10:10 am Reply

    all the best bro!!! take care and come back safely ya. oh .net blogs can hor? :D

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    euveng Reply:

    Hohoho. as long as it’s not a riot and porn site is ok geh…smashpop.net is memang can! show u some chinaman support ok! :D

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  13. L30nArD September 7th, 2009 13:57 pm Reply

    I Miss u Ah Veng Gor….

    Gosh… your girlfriend is so sweet….
    sigh…

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    euveng Reply:

    Yo bro ahaha miss u too sayang sayang ok LOL..!

    So anything happening happening around lately?

    Yeah…sel makes me a happy man hehe. bulu roma naik ady? :P

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